Turtle Pwnage

I was bored, so I decided to tell a friend stories on the spot....This was one of them:

vizu_chan: In another universe, about three down from our home universe, there existed a kingdom of frogs o.o
vizu_chan: this kingdom was boardered by a kingdom of dragonflies and a kingdom of turtles
vizu_chan: one day, the frog king made plans with the dragonfly queen to invade the kingdom of turtles and to rule the entire land
vizu_chan: the dragonfly queen however had other plans
vizu_chan: she was going to overthrow both the frog king and the turtle prime minister
vizu_chan: and make them all slaves to her newly grown kingdom
vizu_chan: the turtle prime minister, having spies in both of those kingdoms, sent word to the ocean depths, to the waters of the great white.
vizu_chan: asking that if the great white could lend them assistance, they would have a bountiful feast
vizu_chan: the great white *shark* lent the turtle prime minister entire armies of crabs, lobsters, and weapons of starfish, coral, and other miscellaneous things
vizu_chan: as the frog king and the dragonfly queen started their joint invasion, the turtle prime minister faced them with his armies
vizu_chan: with as little bloodshed as possible, the turtle prime minister captured every single being involved in the invasion and sent them to the depths, to be fed to the peoples of the great white
vizu_chan: and so the turtle prime minister taught the world a valuable lesson
vizu_chan: dont fuck with turtles o.o
vizu_chan: they have more wisdom than u know
vizu_chan: end

I'll probably end up making this into a real story, it seems perfect for a comedy somehow...I just find it really funny....